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Video: Hold Everything… It’s The Canyonero!

Written By: Chris Paukert

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Can yah name the truck with four wheel drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five!

Canyonero…
Canyonero…

When it goes real slow with the hammer down,
Its the country fried truck endorsed by a clown.

Canyonero…
Canyonero…

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride.

Canyonero…
Canyonero…

Top of the line, in utility sports,
Unexplained fires, are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero…
Canyonero…

+ YouTube: Simpsons - Canyonero

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5 Comments

David March 12th, 2007 5:38 PM Link

wow, thank you so much for posting this. its one of my favorite simpsons gags.

chuck goolsbee March 12th, 2007 5:45 PM Link

Just enough truth to make the satire bite hard. Sigh.

–chuck

Greg May 31st, 2007 9:27 AM Link

I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!!!!!!

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