Video: High Priced Parking, Sinkhole Swallows Texan
Everything is big in the Lone Star State, even the preacher-eating sinkholes.
Attempting to avoid a no parking zone, Tyler, Texas resident Rev. Ralph Massey was shocked earlier this week when his Buick fell through the street and into a sinkhole. Rev. Massey initially believed the hole, measuring 12 feet in length and over six feet deep, to be a product of terrorists.
As of this writing, authorities haven’t unearthed the sinkhole’s origin. Enjoy.
Comments
Goofy McCheese
The preacher was 12 feet long? Wow.
CHARLES G.
Maybe Satan had something to do with it...He's coming for you, Rev.!
Jas
Proper english for the win!
Michael F
A late 80's Buick UTE?
VMMVMMM
I love it - "I believe it will need an alignment."
CHARLES G.
Caution: The road to Hell is unpaved.
The Stig
"Rev. Massey initially believed the hole.....to be a product of terrorists."
I hope he was kidding. Yeah, they had nothing better to target than a street in Tyler, TX. Given whose car it was, I would believe Charles comment that it was Satan before I believe it was terrorists.
Don
Terrorists? Why are people so friggin' stupid?
C. Champion
Well, I know when anything ever goes wrong in my life, I blame it on terrorists...I thought this was common practice?!
:P
Ducati Minor
A terrorist doesn't have to be a militant Muslim or right-wing militia--it can be a bunch of local left-wing atheist teens deciding to give the town's believers a black eye.
Alexander López
It seems to me that a water leak had been eroding the ground under the road for a long time. Of course, this kind of simple explanation might not be believed for someone who thinks terrorists are not in the killing business but into doing big holes in nowhereland...
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