Horrible Holiday Wishes: Road Kill Toys

Written By: Seyth Miersma

Filed Under: Etc. November 28th, 2007 3:53 PM

Most people, after driving over an unfortunate example of one of God’s creatures, will stop to see if it’s alive, or at least feel a little sad for the rest of the day. The people over at Road Kill Toys; however, get right to work.

(Click through the jump to read more of the gnarly details regarding Road Kill Toys.)

Probably not on the Christmas list of most children we know (at least not yet), the plush animals from Road Kill Toys are “toys with a macabre twist.” Indeed. The “twist” is that they’re all dead and mutilated, with organs that can be pulled out of the body cavity, and tire tracks across their backs.

Pictured here is Twitch the Raccoon, who is soon to be joined by such luckless plush animals as: Grind the Rabbit, Splodge the Hedgehog, and Pop the Weasel. All of the gristly toys will come with ID tags and information on their particular demise. Yummy.

We would love to show you more of these twisted toys, but the Road Kill Toys website is currently down, PETA perhaps?

+ SNAFU-ed: Road Kill Toys Add Squash to Plush

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20 Comments

KimbaSpeed November 28th, 2007 4:05 PM Link

I want one.

dante November 28th, 2007 5:17 PM Link

I know what to get my little nephew for Christmas now.

Jonathan Fung [Gotakon] November 28th, 2007 10:22 PM Link

Wow. That’s quite pleasant. And shamefully, I know several people who would enjoy that gift…a lot.

Alexander López November 29th, 2007 9:36 AM Link

This should be parent’s least wanted toy for their kids. Bart Simpson would surely love one.

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Jeanne November 29th, 2007 12:21 PM Link

YUCK< YUCK< YUCK!!!!!

Kevin November 29th, 2007 12:24 PM Link

They should make a human one :p. Like a baby or an old lady.

Mrs. Chuggs November 29th, 2007 12:45 PM Link

I want one so bad! It’s perfect!

Susannah November 29th, 2007 12:46 PM Link

Here’s a better holiday gift: http://blog.bkfk.com/archive/2007/11/29/holiday-gift-ideas.aspx

Melissa November 29th, 2007 1:12 PM Link

That is so sick. What the hell is wrong with people?

joe November 29th, 2007 1:20 PM Link

click through the jump? stop making people jump through hoops to get to the real content! provide a nice link to good content and I’ll come back, don’t try to trick me into searching around your site.

roadkill November 29th, 2007 3:10 PM Link

Wow…how fantastic! I love it!

A perfect compliment to my web site http://www.roadkillrampage.com when you can see real pictures of roadkill.

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