Geneva Motor Show: Ferrari Model Caption Contest
What is he trying to explain to this lovely Ferrari model?
Leave your comment in our blog and we'll pick a winner (first prize: a surprise from our growing closet of press junket goodies; second prize: an afternoon with the above gentleman and his camera).
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Comments
raj
"you see, the 599GTB in this picture is a work of art but you my darling are a masterpiece..."
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[...] Original post by Reilly Brennan [...]
retsel
See... the camera does not see through clothing....
DJB
hit the road assh#*e, your lens is way too short......
AC
see the way the lights glint off the-whatever...forget it, you wanna go out sometime?
david pinzolo
"It's the negative space I was trying to capture, the negative space..."
David
"...anyway, as i was saying earlier, i'm more of a lamborghini guy but ferrari pays better."
Christopher
"...and that's why she dumped me. But things'll be different between us."
Bob P.
Can I share an f-stop with you?
Jason
"I swear I was aiming for your face..."
Jason O.
"I'll pretend you know what this does, if you pretend I actually have a chance"
wakaru
Sorry luv, but I think I left the lens cap on.
Austin
"...and this is me and my buddies in front of the original Hooters in Florida. Are there any Hooters here in Geneva?"
jeffD
Can you take a photo of me and this Opel over here..??
jeffD
yeah, no shxt, it's infrared, and can shoot through clothes, see this shot, now I know your actually not wearing any bra.
Ray T.
Did I mention that each successive f-stop increment halves the amount of light that reaches the focal plane? Graciella, wake up!
Mason
"See what I mean when I said how much better those Lamborghini girls look than you? By the way, can I have your number?"
rebelxti
see i told you i deleted the pictures of you from last night.
shaker
Keep your knees together, Maria. These are for the CAR magazine!
Djivy
"Did you know that the size of these preview-screens is inversely proportional to a photographer's ability to pull women?"
Patrick
"see?, look you really are the fairest of them all...so please don't punch me!"
Sameer
baby, you're so pretty you make it look like the 599 is posing for your photoshoot.
GEORGE KLINE
"I had to choose beauty; Ferrari.....you.....Ferrari.....you......Sorry"
Robert C.
"And this is me standing beside the Eiffel tower. And this is me pretending to push over the leaning tower of Piza."
Don
"You see this camera? Don't ever, EVER touch the camera! Now give me a massage."
Raynold S.
You see... it really is bigger in real life...
Rygar
"Yes, I work for a real publication. I work for Winding Road. . . Yes . . . Winding Road is a real publication."
Just kidding I love you guys!!
Gaz
we use the camera to capture their souls... then we crush their little heads... see... crushing the little heads
tyronebiggums
yes. It's huge.
peripatetic
"You can always distinguish any Ferrari model just from the headlights."
woogoob
Seriously, I have no idea how these Lambo model pictures got here!
davin
"...and here is one of me just getting out of the shower, zoomed nicely, of course!"
Phil H
No! No! Vibration Reduction IMPROVES performance!
Alexander Lopez
"ugh... not another press guy trying to impress me with his costly camera."
Adam Webb
"No..No..No.. the Ferrari is that thing over there..."
Or perhaps...
"look I got that picture of the guy who trapped himself in his flies see how red his face is!!!, Priceles no?"
I know it's not brilliant, but everyone all ready had there goes at this! and I had to make sure I choose one that would be original, dammit.
Bond
"and after I take care of this target, I'll be lying low in the south of France waiting for my next mission. But, my cover will be blown unless I travel with a wife... and a very fast car"
M. Dillon
"...the beautiful Maria really liked the dashing photograhper,from America. The dreams,of her sharing their lives together,made her smile,from within.
However,sadness quietly,and quickly overtook her haunting face,when she knew that,after he finishied his verbal,and mental foreplay,with her, she had to tell the plucky,young lad the horrible truth:
That she was actually a pre-op transexual,from Cleveland,orginally named Mike."
Alan Asch
You can always distinguish a Ferrari model just from her headlights, you must be from Ford, sorry
millechilli
"...see, this girl has a U shaped smile, and to my ex that was more than a theory..."
"...and You, well, You have a C smile..." and so on
(now, she`ll probably laugh again... and he is in...)
:)
Pavel
I'll give 100$ for the contact to this model [photos for magazine] my e-mail: kudlatyrocker@wp.pl
Thanks!
Pavel.
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