This can’t be the only one of these out there, can it? I mean, what red-blooded American kid that grew up wanting to be a fireman didn’t dream of a vintage fire truck slathered in neon with a big swimming pool on top? Okay, so we didn’t either, but apparently someone did.

Check out this 1954 American LaFrance fire truck finished in Porsche’s fabled Guards Red. In addition to tons of neon and a pair of huge LED sandwich-boards, the Detroit Diesel-powered rig has a 1,100 gallon swimming pool perched on its roof. The Louisville, Kentucky-based seller says that his “Pool Party Express