Caption It: Handling and Ride Are Firm and Direct, but the Interior Is A Little Fishy

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While we long ago learned that its no good to mix your favorite thing to eat and your favorite thing to drive, not everyone seems to have gotten the message. Give us your best, in comments.


 

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Plans for a Sea World Russia franchise were sadly put on the back burner after a few terrifically unsuccessful try-out sessions.


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Jeff

Claiming to run on fish oil, the Japanese cancelled their "sushi mobile" urban car tests due to "other issues related to air pollution".

imoore

First, the Corvette Stingray, then Plymouth Barracuda. Now, say hello to the Ford Flounder.

flummox

With the now global success of the kei car, Japan tries the slightly smaller koi car.

newguy

Peww, Granny, I smell fish !

Nick

That's pure sex.

Rocha

If you like a little kiddie porn with your sushi, have we got a deal for you!

Joe Falco

Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who drives on four wheels under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquareCar!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquareCar!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquareCar!
Captain: Then squat on the deck with a layer of fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquareCar!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquareCar! SpongeBob SquareCar! SpongeBob SquareCars!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquareCar! Haha.

The_Dez

Now you know why it smells like it does.

bepsf

I'm not even going there...

A. Wofford

Knowing what I know about Japanese culture and anime, there's just something very dirty about this.

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