Caption It: Don’t Forget Your Helmet

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There are probably more dangerous motorcycles out there, but we’re not sure we’d want to have any part in them. We really admire the pluck of this bike’s creator, but man, stand well back when he turns it on. Give us your best caption for this rolling death trap, in comments.


 

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“Bubba, I told you, them Superglue folks is liars! Now go get my Liquid Nails.

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FPF422

First time a biker gave me a woodie !

The Happy Troll

the Morgan of motorcycles.

Trinks

The War made material scarcity more obvious in some places than in others.

Brent O.

The University of Alabama's graduate school offers a dual-master program in Wood Shop and Mechanics.

Fordfan

Quality control at Harley's Alabama Division was a little lacking.....

Greg

Southern Vengeance: Make way, Honda!

George T

---Yep, doubble down-tube ridgid and extended springer all in a custom extended wheelbase with real cow-horn handle-bars. Has small fuel-tank in keeping with low-carbon foot-print. Be the first for this limited production envrio-concious show-piece.

JETSOLVER

Cool is as cool does. And thats all I gots to say about that.

Xav M

Hey Bubba, are you sure that's the same bike them OCC fellers made for Home Depot?

Nickel

From the reality show, Early American Chopper

Andy

Gee, splinters and road rash when that thing breaks. What a deal! The guys at JackAss would love to test drive that thing.

Jimmy Joe

I can't believe it! This one of the all-but-forgotten "agra-frame" motorcycles built at the direction of Howard Hughes shortly before the end of WWII. If I recall correctly, the engine was designed to run on pine nut oil. The idea was to air drop the wheels and engine into a forested region, where commando paratroopers could assemble the frame and distill their own fuel from indigenous plants. Once they were mobile the commandos could freely roam about the country side in small packs wearing their regular issue bombardier jackets, leather flight helmets and goggles to disguise themselves as “bikers

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