Send to a friendBill Connell February 20th, 2007 9:38 AM Link
A clarification is in order. There are no crucifixes on the wheels, for the image of the body of Jesus Christ is not present. Those are crosses!
HWJR: How Would Jesus Roll?
Written By: Chris Paukert
Even after all this time, we remain unsure of the answer to the nebulous “What Would Jesus Drive?” question that swept the media a couple of years back. Our bet is on a Honda: “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49; or perhaps an old Plymouth, as the Bible mentioned something about God driving Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. But we digress.
The people over at oversized wheel maker DUB may not have the answer either, but we’re guessing they believe that they know what kind of rims The Almighty would roll on: these massive 22-inch chrome Blessinems. The unusual five-spoke alloys feature alternating hollow and solid crucifixes crosses as their central design element, and they’re available for both cars and trucks.
We’re sure The Savior would be pleased.
+ Neeper.com: DUB Blessinem
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jon February 20th, 2007 2:07 PM Link
i realize this is a bill hicks — and probably a lenny bruce — joke, but it has to be said.
“do you really think if jesus comes back he ever wants to see an [expletive deleted] cross again?”
why would a man would want to drive around flaunting the device which was used to kill him? and why would a good christian?
i’m sure you’d agree, then, that JFK would have no problem peeking out from heaven to see everyone wearing a little pendant shaped like a rifle. and you’d have no problem convincing saddam hussein to play clue with you, right?
not that i personally have any respect for religion or religious people. still, you’ll only catch the truly ignorant (or simply those with poor logic reasoning skills) rollin’ on these.
Anondude February 20th, 2007 6:40 PM Link
But you see Jesus is not really a *man*, he was basically God-in-the-bod, God in human form. And the reason why Churches have tons of crosses everywhere is to acknowledge the fact that he carried humanities sins upon his shoulders and that if we want to follow him we have to take up our own crosses as we’ve been commanded to.
Carew Kerrage February 22nd, 2007 3:22 PM Link
Jesus would drive a Chyrsler. Get it?
Carew Kerrage February 22nd, 2007 3:24 PM Link
Chrysler…that is.
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Forsythe February 23rd, 2007 6:40 PM Link
The thing I find ironic is that they showed the wheel in an inverted-pentagram fashion - and that if they turned it so it wasn’t inverted, one of the crosses would be. (and a six-spoke wheel wouldn’t be as strong, or allow the crosses to be as large, and so on, and so on…)
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